once i was playing trivia with a group of people from grad school—a group of women and one of their husbands—on a night/at a place i don’t usually go. the answer to one of the questions was “anal sex,” and the husband LITERALLY could not bring himself to say “anal sex” out loud, because saying “anal sex” out loud makes you gay, right?? anyways straight men are gross and i don’t understand how they are so scared of anything that isn’t them.

Originally Posted By micdotcom

ugh need sleep not ready to teach why do i always leave lesson planning for the morningggggg

hi friendly reminder that if you follow me and want me to tag anything in particular that i’m not already tagging (food, alcohol, etc.) let me know. i don’t have anonymous asks on because i just get messages about how i look like a woman so…yeah! don’t do it anonymously, but i won’t publish them obvs. 

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so pretty

Originally Posted By kenlayne

kenlayne:

"Strange tradition from the forgotten rural years." Bees attend keeper’s funeral, 1956.

kenlayne:

"Strange tradition from the forgotten rural years." Bees attend keeper’s funeral, 1956.

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In the car

Me:
Blooblethorpe Blusterbutt
K:
Tansytrap Westerday
Me:
Gradytrest Thundermist
K:
Freakyfry Cumberbatch
Me:
...That's actually his last name.
Originally Posted By officialbrostrider

Originally Posted By lalie

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

lalie:

The fact that the ALA shared this link is so gloriously bitter and angry and I love it.

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pearl has been staring at my head for 5 minutes

pearl has been staring at my head for 5 minutes

shoutout to btl, who is patient with my hair growing out vanity

Originally Posted By elfauno

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

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today was one of those therapy days where you go in like, oh nothing’s that bad rn and then when you leave you are like, WHY LIFE

to be totally transparent i do read her blog but she posts a lot all at once on twitter and on her blog so it is hard to keep up with it. colin brooke calls this stock and flow—ahmed’s blog/twitter has more of both but the halberstam thing is a novelty so it gets more of a swarm for a short period of time. 

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