December 2010
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more please
thatsgreathustle:
Ever notice that?
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Trans Queers: A Transfags Sex Journal →
been reading this all evening; it’s really good
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something about the turn of a year always makes me...
particularly because this has been such a strange year. coming out to everyone and starting t has been much less of a solidifying experience than i thought it would be. instead i feel like it has set everything in flux yet again, and as i stay on it longer and longer i recognize myself less and less. alejo and i talked about it for a really long time when we drove back from birmingham...
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mimas is very angry that we aren't feeding her 3x...
this morning she already tried to eat my pretzels and hashbrowns by climbing all over me and meowing pitifully.
this cat is not usually a talker or a begger.
occasionally
haterina:
pileofmonkeys:
Me.
GPOY
Products (from When Parents Text)
Dad: I wish queer eye for the straight guy would come back on. now i dont know what products to use on my face. oh mom wants you to pick up maple syrup
things i will miss about atlanta #1: udipi cafe
what makes udipi better than all the other indian restaurants? well, they make the best dosai, and whenever a child orders one the folks in the kitchen make them wonderfully large and impressive. almost every time we go here, there is a kid with eyes as big as saucers with a bowling ball sized cone of crispy deliciousness in front of them.
also, the servers really like me and alejo for some...
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oh christmas
I talked to my parents last night for the first time since October. After I came out, we’ve only communicated via text and email, and sparsely at that. My dad mostly tried to talk me out of applying to graduate school and doing things that would “hurt my health,” which I guess means testosterone. My mom didn’t talk to me for very long at all, but she did, which meant a...
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narrative 10, paul guest
You should not feel so fragile, so fated to be dashed to dust by a strong sneeze. But, you do: all day long you wait to fall beside the toilet, or trip on a rug. To know that inside your body something has shattered. You’re a fool, you say. Once, your father wept over a stray cat that had bounded into the road and under his wheels. You found him hosing his car, blood and shit...
“Writer Steven Moffat has promised, ‘It’s all your favourite...”
– BBC - BBC One Programmes - Doctor Who, A Christmas Carol
worst/best dream ever
I was an aide for a high school teacher back home, and for some reason we decided to get the class pets to take care of. I bought a “value pack” of pets at the pet store that was supposed to be one kitten, one hamster, and one gerbil all in one cage. When I brought it back to the classroom, I cleaned out the litter at the bottom, and suddenly SO MANY PETS came out of it. There was a...
mr. x stitch
that cross-stitch isn’t subversive it’s just racist
nymphetaminedream asked: Gordita? LOL awesome name!!!
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nymphetaminedream asked: Gordita? LOL awesome name!!!
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cat on my arm
cat on my arm cat on my arm cat on my arm
Date Details
whenparentstext:
Dad: Whos the date? Me: Working, will text u later. Dad: Where did yo meet him? Dad: Name? Age? Dad: Job? Dad: call me
i secretly wish that my parents were like the parents on when parents text
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wtfnyuapp
besttumblr:
not only do i have to pick a drop-down gender, i also have to pick a title? dr ms or mister?
i mean, CAN i pick mister? Mr. C[long, feminine girl name] C[long, feminine girl name] [last name] would be beautiful. I’d be like Roast Beef from Achewood, back when Achewood was good.
i just put my name as neil and said to hell with it and i emailed them about that earlier this week
but...
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friday night
“As you recall, you agreed to chair our hiring committee, but since I know...”
– McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: I Am the Woman in Your Department Who Does All the Committee Work.
probably yet another increasingly accurate look into my future
Conan
dad: u sleepin?
me: almost…why?
dad: come down and watch conan for a min
me: but im sleeping. what channel?
dad: its on tape someone giftwrappin their cat
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some futures i thought i might have
riffing off of this
Age 3: If I cry, something will change about this shitty situation.
Age 5: I am always going to be better at reading than every other person my age.
Age 9: I will never learn how to multiply.
Age 10: I am going to be a taxi driver when I grow up.
Age 12: I am going to be a trombone SUPERSTAR and orchestras everywhere are gonna want me to play for them.
Age 15:...