transartorialism

Jun 02

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i’m done.  i give up.

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i’m done.  i give up.

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eggwash:

one hundred pies project:  scape and asparagus quiche
My friend and I had a farmer’s market date and then I made breakfast afterwards (you have to go before 9am in Madison or it’s too massive a swarm).  They still had scapes, which are the tender tops of young garlic plants.  They have a sweet, garlicky, and oniony flavor.
I made too much dough with not enough fat, but I don’t even care, because the filling of this quiche was fluffy and delicious.  I also got a chance to use my new tart dish.  I love it!
I tried egg washing both sides of the crust—I can’t tell if it made the bottom crust soggier or assuaged some of its lack of fat.  Who knows.  I’ll try it again sometime.
Scape and Asparagus Quiche
1 pie crust (I made my own, but it sucked so I’m not going to give directions for it)4 eggs, one separated1 cup of milk2 cups of shredded cheese, scant (I just used up a few leftover bags in the fridge, cheddar, provolone, and some parmesan)5 asparagus stalks3 scapes1/8 tsp nutmegsalt and pepper to taste
Chop the scapes and asparagus.  Make the pie crust and chill.  Whisk milk, three eggs, and one egg yolk, reserving the white.  Add cheese, spices, scapes, and asparagus.  Line pie pan and brush crust with egg white.  Pour in egg mixture.  Bake at 375 F until the crust is light brown and the eggs have puffed up, about 30 minutes.  Let cool.  EAT.

i decided to just have a full-fledged food tumblr.  if you’ve been following the one hundred pies project, i’ll continue it there (and occasionally post the exceptional ones over here).  I’m also going to try to frequently write out recipes, though I don’t really follow them, even my own.

eggwash:

one hundred pies project:  scape and asparagus quiche

My friend and I had a farmer’s market date and then I made breakfast afterwards (you have to go before 9am in Madison or it’s too massive a swarm).  They still had scapes, which are the tender tops of young garlic plants.  They have a sweet, garlicky, and oniony flavor.

I made too much dough with not enough fat, but I don’t even care, because the filling of this quiche was fluffy and delicious.  I also got a chance to use my new tart dish.  I love it!

I tried egg washing both sides of the crust—I can’t tell if it made the bottom crust soggier or assuaged some of its lack of fat.  Who knows.  I’ll try it again sometime.

Scape and Asparagus Quiche

1 pie crust (I made my own, but it sucked so I’m not going to give directions for it)
4 eggs, one separated
1 cup of milk
2 cups of shredded cheese, scant (I just used up a few leftover bags in the fridge, cheddar, provolone, and some parmesan)
5 asparagus stalks
3 scapes
1/8 tsp nutmeg
salt and pepper to taste

Chop the scapes and asparagus.  Make the pie crust and chill.  Whisk milk, three eggs, and one egg yolk, reserving the white.  Add cheese, spices, scapes, and asparagus.  Line pie pan and brush crust with egg white.  Pour in egg mixture.  Bake at 375 F until the crust is light brown and the eggs have puffed up, about 30 minutes.  Let cool.  EAT.

i decided to just have a full-fledged food tumblr.  if you’ve been following the one hundred pies project, i’ll continue it there (and occasionally post the exceptional ones over here).  I’m also going to try to frequently write out recipes, though I don’t really follow them, even my own.

bakeddd:

the twix tart
click here for recipe

bakeddd:

the twix tart

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Jun 01

Slide Show | Ask A Bartender: What's the Funniest Conversation You've Ever Overheard? | Serious Eats -

serious eats apparently thinks it’s cool to print stories that use the word “tranny” for comedic effect.

so disappointed.

bigundies:

dean spade wrote in this essay that he spends a lot of time imagining people on the subway through the eyes of someone that loves them and i’m trying it out right now on the bus and it’s such a good thing, if you’re in public right now look at everyone else like you’re in love with them wow wow everyone looks so neat and comfy i want to see them sleeping in bed and eating eggs and crying during finding nemo

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my voter registration isn’t showing up on wisconsin’s registered voter page

but i think you can still register at the polls.  in any case i am bringing all my utility bills and lease and ids that i have.

if you live in wisconsin, today is the last day to early vote for the recall election!  so vote today or vote tuesday!  i can’t live with myself if walker stays governor.  quite literally because he slashed my health care.

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May 31

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sorting through my papers, correspondence, tax returns, and photos from the last few years.  lots of feelings.  avoiding reading the letters my mother wrote me.
dr. tolliver taught me, above all, the ability and necessity in taking a long time to finish something.  and the power of quietness.  i’m keeping all of his papers he gave back to me, which are covered in 8-point red perfect script handwriting in .75 inch blocks in the margins.

sorting through my papers, correspondence, tax returns, and photos from the last few years.  lots of feelings.  avoiding reading the letters my mother wrote me.

dr. tolliver taught me, above all, the ability and necessity in taking a long time to finish something.  and the power of quietness.  i’m keeping all of his papers he gave back to me, which are covered in 8-point red perfect script handwriting in .75 inch blocks in the margins.

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neil’s not very well-informed understanding of the zodiac

as per a conversation i had with guss the other day


aries: y’all are intense and have a lot of makeup, god luv ya
taurus:  ~*~the best~*~ also stubborn and slow on the uptake (self-critique!!).  wait, is this a food tumblr??
gemini:  google calendar is your friend, i promise. 
cancer:  <333 y’all are super serious but it’s really hot
leo:  as my friend once put it, “leos are either lions or sad kittens”
virgo:  i always feel like i’m talking too much around y’all
libra:  plz just agree with me for a second before you tear down what i’m saying; also you’re hilarious
scorpio:  more calculating than a TI-85, but very incisive (SCORPIO RISING HERE)
sagittarius:  you’re so smart, i have a mind crush on every one of you
capricorn:  you are so fucking ambitious!
aquarius:  damn, y’all.  i love your houses and probably your style.  don’t be so aloneee
pisces:  y’all are the best people ever.  but don’t let me make all the decisions!  because i will.

gussyyoself:

bone-map:

Goal #79, necklace, pt. 1
from Mark Aguhar- These are the axes

1
Bodies are inherently valid
2
Remember death 
3
Be ugly
4
Know beauty
5
It is complicated
6
Empathy
7
Choice
8
Reconstruct, reify
9
Respect, negotiate


I want to remember these things and Mark always

i have always have had difficulty reading the text on the internet. i’d just skim over, it was the medium that never sank with me. it’s nice to see these words on another material and wow. always remembering

gussyyoself:

bone-map:

Goal #79, necklace, pt. 1

from Mark Aguhar- These are the axes

1

Bodies are inherently valid

2

Remember death 

3

Be ugly

4

Know beauty

5

It is complicated

6

Empathy

7

Choice

8

Reconstruct, reify

9

Respect, negotiate


I want to remember these things and Mark always

i have always have had difficulty reading the text on the internet. i’d just skim over, it was the medium that never sank with me. it’s nice to see these words on another material and wow. always remembering

Undocumented student publishes how-to guide for peers on finding jobs after college -

shuddertree:

lauraisabel:

This is so helpful! Please share!

here’s a link to an online copy of this guide, written by iliana perez.

(Source: radicalsocialworker, via grrlyman)